Friday, February 27, 2009

On The Brink

Recently I came across this blog.
A medical student's blog. Telling stories about her life, from her Irish days of pre-clinical to her current Malaysian clinical days. Frankly I think she is pretty cute <----- An over statement? Maybe. Just because she is a doctor-to-be, I think =) Click the link below if you feel like buying me kfc for lunch
http://elaynie.wordpress.com/




ps: oh a doctor...heh

pss: dont ask me why.if i tell you then i have to kill you.sounds familiar?hehe

psss: kfc for lunch today okay???

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Should these be the answers


BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, the mobile or your house phone??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

GIRLFRIEND : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?
BOYFRIEND : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

TEACHER : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
PUPIL : The moon
TEACHER : Why?
PUPIL : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL : A teacher

WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?
CUSTOMER : What other colors do you have?

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
SAM : It's a family tradition
TEACHER : What do you mean?
SAM : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
TEACHER : What about your mother?
SAM : She's a woman

TOM : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
DAVID : You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated

TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
STUDENT : Brotherly lover

TEACHER : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
SAM : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook

PATIENT : 'What are the chances of my recovery doctor?
DOCTOR : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
STUDENT: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.





ps: i love you!!!

pss: i have to ps but i dont what to ps so i just 'ps:i love u' randomly.haha mcm dalam buku tak?ok its not

Monday, February 23, 2009

Nineth

It's the 9th week of the year 2009. What have you achieved?




ps: today is the 81st Academy Awards.Kate Winslet is smoking hot this time.irrelevant?yes =)

pss: woohuu with not too much effort i survived NG!!and i end up with a new pair of onizuka

psss: i think i met an angel last two weekend.intriguing...

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Post Scriptum

Somebody did bring up this issue...

WHY PSS? WHY PSSSS? Why there's plenty of Ss'?
Aren't ps supposed to mean post scriptum?

Well,yes. Use in modern days as post script, ps lists in the Oxford English Dictionary both with and without full stops (PS/P.S.). Okay! But why did I use a psss where it supposed to be a PPS or PPPS or PPPPS instead of my PSS, PSSS, PSSSS and so on in the first place?

According to wikipedia, a "P.S.S." (Post-subscript) or "P.P.S." (Post-postscript) is sometimes used to allow the letter writer to add even more thoughts after the first postscript. To continue, a third postscript would be a P.P.P.S. and so on, although these additions are rarely used in practice and would probably be deemed poor style.

rarely used in practice and would probably be deemed poor style

Yup poor style. So this is my blog and I reckoned it should have it's own identity. After a bit of improvising, I deemed that PSSSS should be it. A bit unique don't you think? No? Doesn't matter. To me, it is the NM, Northern Monkey's identity. Pretty cute and cool in it's own way. And instead of post scriptum, or post script in today's language, my PSSSS should be read as psssss. Psssss as in whispering =)

Thank you for dropping by to this blog. Thank you for your time and happy reading.

Frankfurt, Germany



ps: medical check up appointment is yet to be booked.haih another act of procrastination

pss: refer to previous post.no 4 no 4 no 4 no 4... hehehe

psss: i should write short stories more

pssss: and holiday is now over


Friday, February 13, 2009

Equal

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish

- Albert Einstein

I will be going to Paris on the Valentine's evening. Wuuhuuu? No it's pathetic. Don't you think so? Nevermind I don't celebrate it after all. Just a pure gimmick heh

Rome



ps: did ask somebody for a date on valentine's actually haha =) trying my luck tho

pss: my brother got himself a macbook pro.i want one too

psss: saw my fast superbike today.erghhh

pssss: good luck to my cendol partner whose sitting for an exam today and tomorrow

Monday, February 9, 2009

Need vs Desire

1. iPhone - checked

2. DSLR - checked

3. state-of-the-art golf club - checked

4. girlfriend - errr on hold???

5. macbook air - scrapped

6. superfast bike - pending

7. land rover defender 90 - scrapped

8. vw golf gti - scrapped

9. posh house - scrapped

10. bosch tools - on hold

11. whole loads of cash savings - no idea how-to hmmm

Minus no 4 and 11, except the checked items I think I should scrap all of those above. Well of course no 4 is a need and no 11 is a desire. I hope you enjoy your long weekend. Need to continue the abandon kitchen cabbie project. Good day


Hyde Park, London


ps: London with snow was fantastic, seriously.sorry if u feel that i am bragging about it.i'm not

pss: it's a good idea to bring along ur huge dslr when u go for a holiday.but not honeymoon dude

psss: a 9" laptop would be a good substitute for a feather light macbook air kan?

pssss: no 4 no 4 no 4 no 4 ...hehehe