BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, the mobile or your house phone??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
GIRLFRIEND : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?
BOYFRIEND : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
TEACHER : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
PUPIL : The moon
TEACHER : Why?
PUPIL : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL : A teacher
WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?
CUSTOMER : What other colors do you have?
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
SAM : It's a family tradition
TEACHER : What do you mean?
SAM : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
TEACHER : What about your mother?
SAM : She's a woman
TOM : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
DAVID : You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated
TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
STUDENT : Brotherly lover
TEACHER : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
SAM : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook
PATIENT : 'What are the chances of my recovery doctor?
DOCTOR : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
STUDENT: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
ps: i love you!!!
pss: i have to ps but i dont what to ps so i just 'ps:i love u' randomly.haha mcm dalam buku tak?ok its not
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