Happy Birthday Mohd Shahir

Your last birthday as a bachelor. Make it count brother...

Again it's about power

Semalam gua saja test market nak tengok gua power ke tak. Nak tau apa gua buat? Gua telah membida tawaran kekosongan naik pangkat. Dateline bidding dia tengah malam tadi. Dasyat Human Resource division tempat kerja gua sekarang. Nak apply naik pangkat main klik kat internet je. Tak main type-type, isi-isi borang. Hopefully berjaya la kita kurangkan deforestation dengan effort macam ni kan?

Anyway, gua tau yang gua tak cukup power lagi, tapi apa salahnya cuba nasib kan? Mana tau kot-kot sebenarnya gua dah power tapi gua je yang tak tau, since gua dah pakai g-shock face kaler oren ni. Kita tunggu seminggu dua lagi, tunggu result tengok gua power ke tak sebenarnya. Sementara tu jom ikut gua berlari prepare untuk KL Marathon. Gua dah register tapi gua rasa macam gua tak dapat cuti masa marathon tu.

ps: even if gua power pon tapi in reality gua tak ready lagi nak jadi power.saja gatal

pss: kerja gua untuk naik pangkat tak payah interview.power tak?haha

psss: superhero macam gua selalu power time-time krismes

Power

Memang power si Mourinho ni. Inter Milan tu actually biasa je. Nak kira power, Manchester United la paling power. Sapa pon tau kan? Sorry, ter-stating the obvious. Tapi sebab Mourinho power, Inter jadi champ Champions' League tahun ni. Itu memang tak boleh nak deny. So yea, tahniah.

Wall Note 002

People who buy into the idea of luck over effort tend to work less hard

- Paola Giuliano, UCLA's Anderson School of Management

Oger kembali ke Kangar

Oger sekarang decide nak support Celtic since Liverpool dah tak berapa power

Kelmarin hari Isnin, gua tak berapa sihat. Gua punya tak sihat dah masuk hari ke 4 dah ni. Sengal-sengal badan, mild fever, flu dengan batuk-batuk sikit. Gara-gara global warming la ni kot gua rasa. Panas stok kow-kow punya. Ditambah pulak dengan kerja gua yang menimbun tak cukup hari sekarang ni. Konfem dapat mc kalau pi jumpa dokter.

Hari yang sama, lepas late lunch KFC dengan Aboo & Oger, gua balik rumah terus telan ponstan, panadol dengan clarinese. 3 jam lepas tu gua kembali gagah seperti sedia kala. Oger sebelum bertolak balik Kangar cakap "Jack, sakit perut pon lu hentam je ponstan tu haha. Sure ok punya". Gua dengan Aboo masih impressed dengan upper body Oger yang makin sasa. Aboo accused Oger layan steroid tapi macam biasa, Oger strongly deny statement Aboo tu.

Gua rasa semua orang rasa tak best hari Isnin haritu. Gua sebab tak sihat. Aboo sebab lawyer call masa dia tidur petang bagitau dia kena saman. Oger pulak sebab kena endure 5 hours drive balik Kangar. Harini gua kembali bekerja seperti biasa. Gua kembali sedar betapa nikmatnya sihat tu =)

ps: kfc black pepper crunch xbest.pedas lada dia xsyok

When electronic overhead gantry is a waste of taxpayers' money

The place where I work, is very exciting (well, usually). Pretty much like chatting up a girl, playing Kumar's PS3 or maybe driving a Golf GTi. Maybe a combination of all three.

I can't include bungy jump and roller coaster ride. Because none of those is thrilling nor exciting to me. It is more to suicidal. So please exclude me from your next amusement park trip.

And of course scuba diving will not be in the list. Why?! Because it is ridiculously expensive and you can literally watch everything that the underwater world has to offer (almost everything), instantly without having to learn how to swim or dive, at the aquarium or the youtube, for free! Where will the excitement be, say if I were to go to scuba-dive after watching the videos? Blame all those underwater parks and seaworlds, and do thank Ayol for this one.

Early this month there were this Abe, orghe kelate dapek ne. And now, Jeremy ClarksonG (pronounce KLAT-SeNG). Yes, a Terengganu chap. I'm thrill, waiting what's next. Till then, stay tune guys. Stay tyunG...

ps: you dont have to overcome your aquaphobia by watching youtube =p

ebay

Tetiap hari rasa macam krismes =)

- Luke Dawam

Textbook please

1. Describe PRETTY SCARY

2. Elaborate SUBSTANTIAL PROGRESS

If you are able to answer all of the above effortlessly then "Abe, orghe kelate dapek ne" would apply to you. Yes, most probably all of us understand what does it mean. Come on, it's a TV english. But putting them into another word which carry a similar meaning, well, can you do it? I had some difficulty in explaining my answer. I find it, that the english test that I've underwent last week was irrelevant. It is compulsary for all non-english speaking native. Examiner holds a doctorate in language and linguistic.



ps: 6 would be the highest score band you can achieve.1 being the least

pss: it was not a MUET

A friend was saying

Critical mid-life crisis ko nih



ps: eh?

Sydney's Bondi

And I'm supposed to be there today, on the beach. Damnnn...

Old

Old people can't really accept changes...

I was thinking, maybe, it would be nice if I can be in my own world, without having to think about anything serious. Seriously haha! If only I have that luxury. Old people can't accept changes and I'm not old. Have a good weekend!



ps: this was one of many thoughts i had during a 45 minutes bus ride yesterday

Tottenham Hotspur

Congratulation on your European admittance.



ps: city,tough luck aye?


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Best Boss In The World

Yesterday, I was at the office, to run some work-related errands. And as usual, there was no available parking. Having no choice, I decided to parking haram. Out of nowhere, I hear my boss' voice.

You can't park here. They'll clamp your car. Come follow me

He was about 5 metres away in his car with window down, instructing me to tail-gate his car down to the basement parking.

You park at my slot. If the security ask, just mention my name

In the basement parking, he pointed at his slot as he drove away to park at somebody else slot. I've parked in a BOSSES-ONLY parking! wohohoho. Observe the marking on the parking slot. What was he thinking? I can bet no boss would let the staff to use his/her parking conciously. Damn my boss is nice. I tried to resist to not blog about this, but I can't.



ps: momentarily i felt like i was in lala land.privileged

pss: thank you boss.you are a good man.i wont forget

psss: its not that difficult to be extra kind to others

pssss: he did try to share some office gossip haha

Talking about KPI

In April 2010, which was last month, I barely met my KPI- 10 post per month. And at the rate that I am going, May is going to be worse. May 2010 started with a bit of mismanagement. Banking activity went haywire. The planning went wrong from the beginning. I don't know what is going to come later. But I am pretty sure that this cool little evil will definitely come this mid month =) tehehe


ps: managed all unmanaged photos into the hard drive.at last!

pss: aviation english test in 3 days time

psss: gotcha moleskine